Bernard and Colleen, With Sons Tit-Boy and Salami-John
BERNARD IS A RETIRED BED BUG, and now likes to spend his leisure time fly fishing. "I must be doing something wrong," he often complains, "I haven't caught a single fly yet." His wife Colleen likes to join him by the waterside, where she does nature studies in pencil and watercolour. She also offers her husband advice while fishing, such as, "Why not just quit already and let's go home?"
Their two sons, Tit-Boy and Salami-John are twins, and both are studying philosophy and music at Cambridge.